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Total Medals Earned: 223 (From 26 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,535 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 1/13/11
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again 50 Points Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA 100 Points Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 1/3 (25/175 points)

Bullet Audyssey

It's Over 9000!!!! Unlocked 11/26/11
5 Points
Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
My First Quantum Sidekick Unlocked 11/26/11
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Planet Marcury Unlocked 11/26/11
5 Points
Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Planet Sars Unlocked 11/26/11
5 Points
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
OVERCHARGED!!! Unlocked 11/26/11
10 Points
Reach a max overcharge combo.
Planet Jupitupe Unlocked 11/26/11
10 Points
Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Planet Narpdarp Unlocked 11/26/11
10 Points
Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Planet Satamalat Unlocked 11/26/11
10 Points
Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Rated E for Everything 5 Points Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
Disco Fever! 25 Points Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Maximum Power 25 Points Reach the maximum level.
Planet Penos 25 Points Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Planet Plutoo 25 Points Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Save your Home Planet 25 Points Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
The Malky Way 25 Points Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Yellow Brick Road 25 Points Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
Secret Synthesizer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/19 (60/395 points)

Catchy Orbit

Collector Unlocked 12/28/13
10 Points
Get 500 balls!
Destroyer Unlocked 12/28/13
10 Points
Blow up 300 rocks!
Game Fan Unlocked 12/28/13
10 Points
Play the game for 15 minutes!
Blast Power Unlocked 12/28/13
25 Points
Get 100 breaker balls!
Pearls Unlocked 12/28/13
25 Points
Get 6000 score in one level!
Pull Power Unlocked 12/28/13
25 Points
Get 100 range balls!
Champion 50 Points Get 100000 score!
Winner 100 Points Beat all the levels with 3 stars

Medals Earned: 6/8 (105/255 points)

Cuboy: Hot Pants

Hooked Unlocked 8/22/11
5 Points
Play the game many times in one session.
Quick Feet Unlocked 8/22/11
5 Points
Quickly move down the mountain.
Thrill Seeker Unlocked 8/22/11
10 Points
Flirt with death.
Ultimate Goatman Unlocked 8/22/11
10 Points
Unlock the goat costume. Baaa
Ultimate Fireman Unlocked 8/22/11
25 Points
Unlock the Fireman outfit.
Hot Toes 10 Points Jump on lava 15 times in a single game.
Ultimate Survivor 25 Points Reach a score of 1500
Ultimate Lederhosen 50 Points Unlock the Lederhosen outfit.
Ultimate Rockman 100 Points Unlock the Rockman outfit.

Medals Earned: 5/9 (55/240 points)

Cyber Rush

3 Orbs Unlocked 12/15/13
5 Points
Collect 3 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
3x Record Unlocked 12/15/13
5 Points
Break your own record 3 times.
500 m Unlocked 12/15/13
5 Points
Reach 500 meters in a single run.
First Blood Unlocked 12/15/13
5 Points
Die for the first time.
Slider Unlocked 12/15/13
5 Points
Die sliding.
Super Orb Unlocked 12/15/13
5 Points
Hit a Super Energy Orb.
Volcano Unlocked 12/15/13
5 Points
Jump on top of the pixel volcano.
10 Orbs Unlocked 12/15/13
10 Points
Collect 10 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
10 Super Orbs Unlocked 12/15/13
10 Points
Hit 10 Super Energy Orbs.
1000 m Unlocked 12/15/13
10 Points
Reach 1000 meters in a single run.
30 Orbs Unlocked 12/15/13
25 Points
Collect 30 Energy Orbs (yellow or blue).
Speedy Unlocked 12/15/13
25 Points
Maintain a speed of 35 m/s for 10 seconds.
Top Speed Unlocked 12/15/13
25 Points
Reach a speed of 80 m/s.
Easter Egg Unlocked 12/15/13
100 Points
Find the Red Energy Orb.
Super Death 5 Points Die while Super Energy Orb boost is active.
3 In A Row 10 Points Hit 3 Super Energy Orbs in a single run.
Headbanger 10 Points Reach the ceiling 10 times during a single run.
3000 m 25 Points Reach 3000 meters in a single run.
2K Slide 50 Points Slide a total of 2000 meters.
30K m 50 Points Run a total of 30000 meters.
50 Super Orbs 50 Points Hit 50 Super Energy Orbs.
6 Minutes 50 Points 360 seconds air time.

Medals Earned: 14/22 (240/490 points)


Stranded Unlocked 7/20/12
5 Points
Complete the tutorial to begin your journey.
Lost and Found Unlocked 7/21/12
10 Points
Find all the lost items.
Modular Design Unlocked 7/21/12
10 Points
Pimp out your ride with all possible modules.
Upgrade Started Unlocked 7/21/12
10 Points
Upgrade one of your sub-systems.
Midpoint Unlocked 7/21/12
25 Points
Complete 10 Objectives.
Unearth Unlocked 7/21/12
25 Points
Uncover all the buried items.
Game Complete 50 Points Find all the Alien artifacts to complete the 'story'.
Upgrade Complete 100 Points Upgrade all sub-systems to their maximum levels.

Medals Earned: 6/8 (85/235 points)

Goin Up

First kill Unlocked 6/26/11
5 Points
first Kill
Jump on 10 enemies Unlocked 6/26/11
5 Points
Jump on 10 enemies
I can double jump Unlocked 6/26/11
10 Points
I can double jump
I love dem clouds Unlocked 6/26/11
10 Points
touch the sky
Jump on 50 enemies Unlocked 6/26/11
10 Points
Jump on 50 enemies
Collect 1000 skulls Unlocked 6/26/11
25 Points
Collect 1000 skulls
Combo Breaker Unlocked 6/26/11
25 Points
Fiery Combo of 10
Jump on 100 enemies Unlocked 6/26/11
25 Points
Jump on 100 enemies
Collect 5000 skulls Unlocked 6/26/11
50 Points
Collect 5000 skulls
Evolve to final level Unlocked 6/26/11
50 Points
Evolve to final level
I can stop at any time Unlocked 6/26/11
50 Points
play for an hour
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things.. Unlocked 6/26/11
50 Points
Kill 200 Goo-..Flying things..
The final Frontier Unlocked 6/26/11
50 Points
reach space
I like my wall 10 Points jump on a wall 20 times
Find the hidden button 25 Points Find the hidden button
Kill 20 Spikes in one game 25 Points Kill 20 Spikes in one game
Kill every big enemy 50 Points Kill every big enemy
Kill every small enemy 50 Points Kill every small enemy
I can't stop at any time 100 Points play for 3 hours
Kill every enemy 100 Points Kill every enemy
Lol Wut? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 13/21 (365/825 points)


Beat Level 7 Unlocked 11/4/12
5 Points
So you've figured out how the game works..
Make a level 5 Points Get creative with the level editor
"Invest" 2 hours in the game 10 Points All things in moderation. Especially breaks, don't want to overdo it with those.
Beat Level 13 10 Points That's the easy part out of the way.
Beat Level 17 10 Points That was the small-scale stuff. Literally.
Beat Level 24 25 Points Onto the elite four! Spoiler: there's a fifth. I hated when that happened in the Pokemon games.
Beat Level 28 25 Points Nearly there, two more to go! Hexagons probably aren't high up on your list of favorite shapes right now.
Complete HEXEP 50 Points Nice!

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/140 points)

infect. evolve. repeat. 2

baby steps Unlocked 3/28/11
5 Points
infect a total of 100 red bloodcells.
do the evolution! Unlocked 3/28/11
5 Points
purchase your first upgrade.
first blood Unlocked 3/28/11
5 Points
destroy a white bloodcell.
i will survive Unlocked 3/28/11
5 Points
at first i was afraid, i was petrified.
this is madness! Unlocked 3/28/11
5 Points
spawn a total of 300 germs.
woah! Unlocked 3/28/11
10 Points
oh my god it's so intense!
the virus has been spread Unlocked 3/28/11
50 Points
finish the final stage of the campaign.
biohazard 10 Points infect a total of 2500 red bloodcells.
offense is the best defence 10 Points upgrade damage to level 10.
pandemic 10 Points have 65 germs alive at the same time.
resistance is futile 10 Points destroy a total of 900 white bloodcells.
these go to eleven 10 Points upgrade latency to level 11.
zombie outbreak 10 Points spawn a total of 10000 germs.
actually defence is the best defence 25 Points upgrade immunity to level 9.
autopilot 25 Points upgrade auto-infect to level 8.
can't touch this (endless mode) 25 Points survive a stage without infecting a single bloodcell.
seriously lethal (endless mode) 25 Points earn 3500 EP for a single stage.
unstoppable (endless mode) 25 Points finish 5 stages in a row without dying.
entering the hall of fame 50 Points start from scratch after completing stage 25.
me myself and i 50 Points upgrade reproduction rate to level 6.
black death 100 Points earn a total of 70000 EP.
FFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
just one more try Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/23 (85/485 points)


Do you love me, Mother? Unlocked 3/23/13
5 Points
You might earn this for winning her affection.
I still can't see through her lies. Unlocked 3/23/13
5 Points
But will she love me now that I can see at all?
Why are these things in my house? Unlocked 3/23/13
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points That should have been obvious from the start.

Medals Earned: 3/4 (15/40 points)